Post by Brandonshero on May 26, 2006 13:11:51 GMT
1.Not just Sweden i'd say. This is after all just the first. Peanut Revel
2.Sounds like that Richman fella, so its probuably some new 'best band in the world' shenanigans. Not bad though. Twix
3.Oh bloody hell, intro sounds like Haircut 100, and spirals down into Jamiraqui. Most unpleasent. A half used, soggy Victory V.
4.Better start, 22 secs in and could go either way.................oh bollox, its gone all Franz XTC. Soggy Xmas cake eaten at Easter.
5.At last some real quality, like a great band slipping thru the net and getting onto TotP when I was a kid. For every 30 New Seekers there would be one T.Rex. This is really good. Eating Simpsons cookies from Asda whilst reading a good music mag.
6.Sounds familiar. Kinda Americana, a tad old fashioned but very pleasent, Oh hang on, there's a bloke now, and swearing. Ah right its that Kiley chapess i reckon Ms Lewis. Chocolate digestive with a mug of white chocolate coffee.
7.Another top effort. Cripes Dave wat is going on. There is a distinctive lack of Norwegian Ballet soundtracks. This is simple but near perfection of its type. Bowl of mussels in butter sauce, with a glass of 14% Australian red wine.
8.Thats picked it up a pace, nothing that new, but a good track. Maybe you need to get out more Dave, listen to some new bands? Asda own Natchos - normally not appealing, but after the pub and an otherwise empty cupboard = a result.
9.Not going to like this I thought - sounds a tad Elliot Smith who I have tried to like but just can't. But it sounds more like them Nancy Boy fellas going all acoustic. Not bad, but not a 'grabber'. mushy peas as oppossed to garden peas.
10.Oh here we go, 10 secs of silence which could be the peak, as we then head into... oh dear gods its old cheerful chops himself. Forgot you the fan. Its the accordian solo's that worry and the rinky dink drumming. Rich tea biscuit dunked in water.
11.Ultravox ? 'It means nothing to me, VIENNA'? Oh no my mistake. 1 minute in and still waiting for the f****r to start, come on get on with it. 1:35 still waiting. Got a horrible feeling this is it. 2:00 yes, yes it is. Please just end. If you have nothing to say then budgie off. 2:55 and fading. Bastards, its come bak again. Not that useless Sig Ros faeces is it? Bastards. 3:40 still going. Ok at 4:55 Im going to come up stairs and insert this disc sideways Dave. 6:00 minutes of my life gone Mr wiseman listening to some prat plink about on a 1980's synth, and not in a good way. Burnt cabbage scraped off the bottom of a rusty saucepan.
12.Oh i see we are keeping the twin themes of 'talentlessness' and faeces. Oh shut up. lumpy custard.
13.Praise the Lord guitars and daft lyrics. Much more like it. still a tad FFerdnand. Custard cream dunked in tea.
14.Good start, but goea into that harmony type singing. not unpleasant, mainly because of the music, but the singing lets it down. sounds like the cliff Adams Singers set to rawk. chewing gum when hungry.
15.And ...relax. not bad, just not memorable. Pie and chips
16. nope not for me, or anybody else i'd imagine. A poor Siousxie impersination. lemon jelly with chopped banana in.
17.Oh f***. Here we go. Off the scale of what constitutes taste again. Let us all hope and pray this is short. 2:12 not looking hopeful, although they appear to be slowing down. 2:40 I fear that was just wishful thinking. 4:13 and it ends. Poor. school cheese pie and beetroot.
18. 'teach them how to groove, lets get acwainted from the bass perspective'. Tell you what lets not, not unless you have a baseball bat I could borrow. muesili.
So there we are then. When its good it is superb. When it's not then God help us. Apart from a couple I could listen to it all again, but all the time the new Jewel CD is in my draw then it ain't going to happen. Thanks Dave.
2.Sounds like that Richman fella, so its probuably some new 'best band in the world' shenanigans. Not bad though. Twix
3.Oh bloody hell, intro sounds like Haircut 100, and spirals down into Jamiraqui. Most unpleasent. A half used, soggy Victory V.
4.Better start, 22 secs in and could go either way.................oh bollox, its gone all Franz XTC. Soggy Xmas cake eaten at Easter.
5.At last some real quality, like a great band slipping thru the net and getting onto TotP when I was a kid. For every 30 New Seekers there would be one T.Rex. This is really good. Eating Simpsons cookies from Asda whilst reading a good music mag.
6.Sounds familiar. Kinda Americana, a tad old fashioned but very pleasent, Oh hang on, there's a bloke now, and swearing. Ah right its that Kiley chapess i reckon Ms Lewis. Chocolate digestive with a mug of white chocolate coffee.
7.Another top effort. Cripes Dave wat is going on. There is a distinctive lack of Norwegian Ballet soundtracks. This is simple but near perfection of its type. Bowl of mussels in butter sauce, with a glass of 14% Australian red wine.
8.Thats picked it up a pace, nothing that new, but a good track. Maybe you need to get out more Dave, listen to some new bands? Asda own Natchos - normally not appealing, but after the pub and an otherwise empty cupboard = a result.
9.Not going to like this I thought - sounds a tad Elliot Smith who I have tried to like but just can't. But it sounds more like them Nancy Boy fellas going all acoustic. Not bad, but not a 'grabber'. mushy peas as oppossed to garden peas.
10.Oh here we go, 10 secs of silence which could be the peak, as we then head into... oh dear gods its old cheerful chops himself. Forgot you the fan. Its the accordian solo's that worry and the rinky dink drumming. Rich tea biscuit dunked in water.
11.Ultravox ? 'It means nothing to me, VIENNA'? Oh no my mistake. 1 minute in and still waiting for the f****r to start, come on get on with it. 1:35 still waiting. Got a horrible feeling this is it. 2:00 yes, yes it is. Please just end. If you have nothing to say then budgie off. 2:55 and fading. Bastards, its come bak again. Not that useless Sig Ros faeces is it? Bastards. 3:40 still going. Ok at 4:55 Im going to come up stairs and insert this disc sideways Dave. 6:00 minutes of my life gone Mr wiseman listening to some prat plink about on a 1980's synth, and not in a good way. Burnt cabbage scraped off the bottom of a rusty saucepan.
12.Oh i see we are keeping the twin themes of 'talentlessness' and faeces. Oh shut up. lumpy custard.
13.Praise the Lord guitars and daft lyrics. Much more like it. still a tad FFerdnand. Custard cream dunked in tea.
14.Good start, but goea into that harmony type singing. not unpleasant, mainly because of the music, but the singing lets it down. sounds like the cliff Adams Singers set to rawk. chewing gum when hungry.
15.And ...relax. not bad, just not memorable. Pie and chips
16. nope not for me, or anybody else i'd imagine. A poor Siousxie impersination. lemon jelly with chopped banana in.
17.Oh f***. Here we go. Off the scale of what constitutes taste again. Let us all hope and pray this is short. 2:12 not looking hopeful, although they appear to be slowing down. 2:40 I fear that was just wishful thinking. 4:13 and it ends. Poor. school cheese pie and beetroot.
18. 'teach them how to groove, lets get acwainted from the bass perspective'. Tell you what lets not, not unless you have a baseball bat I could borrow. muesili.
So there we are then. When its good it is superb. When it's not then God help us. Apart from a couple I could listen to it all again, but all the time the new Jewel CD is in my draw then it ain't going to happen. Thanks Dave.
End of the day, there were a couple on there you liked.. or rather, didn't compleletely hate.. and the PimpMySnack-esque review made me chuckle.. bonus! 
